If only there were some kind of pill or ring or patch or sponge or IUD or diaphragm to prevent pregnancy. #daretodream
Lauren,
Per your advice, I’ve consulted a dictionary and I’m having some trouble finding a few words from your tweet: wen, havn, convo, sum1, wat, shuld, or readn. Please advise. Thank you.
iGetzBizE riffing!
Face approves.
One of the prouder whore members.
This would be so much easier to understand if @iEatTheePussy hadn’t neglected to include the “c” in the word “cup”.
Sidenote: iEatTheePussy…really? That’s the username you picked, KandyMan? I’m assuming that iEatThePussy was already taken and you settled on this slightly confusing version of your preferred username. Either way, this is the perfect handle for a guy looking to be taken seriously by the rest of the world.
New Balances, eh? More like GOO BALANCES! AMIRIGHT?
…but #itisokay to be in the hospital with swine flu while your child is in the club.
Who says that he isn’t?
C’mon Eileen. Get it together.
